First off, I wanna know who stole my Doorman Diaries name. Honestly.
Fess up. Tell the truth and I won't hit you in the head with a bacon press. If you're a fucklick and you swiped my name, stand up...and claim it.
Granted, it's not really mine...I think. I do remember through a Ketel One hazed fog that I copyrighted that term....right?